timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

mrcraabs:

swag can not be created or destroyed, only transferred from one form to another

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

my-dear-symphony:

remembersoufflegirl:

alohajohnny:

ohhigabby:

if you don’t get this, we are not from the same generation…

MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED AND I ADMIT TO SQUEALING LOUDLY IN A INHUMAN NOISE

wickedinthemix:

this is the saddest picture i have ever seen

arguewithatree:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

and

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

well shit

87/365. Man of Steel (2013)

Make a better world than ours, Kal.

★★★★

vargesz:

#your face is my favorite face